FaceBook Died On iPhone 5 (solution here)

as its friday night and facebooks just royally fkd up
(least their following tradition) ROFL

Ok do you have iTunes on your PC or LAPTOP.. if so

DELETE FACEBOOK OFF YOUR  "PHONE" OR "iPad"








ONLY THEN DO YOU PLUG IN YOUR DEVICE
(and bring up the task manager make sure its shut before you delete it)

plug phone into pc/laptop  (go to APPS on YOUR iTunes...)
and install THAT VERSION of facebook

WARNING!!!
if you DON'T delete facebook OFF the phone, it will only replace the iTunes version with the phone version


WARNING 2!!!
If you have purchases on the phone that are NOT on your pc then...

Access the iTunes menu top LEFT, show menu bar, click FILE, then click DEVICES, then click

TRANSFARE PURCAHSES FROM  (and the name of your device)

REMEMBER
MAKE SURE YOU DELETE FACEBOOK OFF THE PHONE OR iPAD FIRST!!!


Facebook Crashed iPad, iPod, iPhone
Facebook Crashes Back To Home Screen
Facebook Crashes Back To Desktop
Facebook Died
Facebook Shuts
Facebook Wont Stay Open
Facebook Closed
Facebook Error


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Instant Reboot Restart Shortcut On Desktop

A Faster Way To Reboot The Machine?

right click on the desktop and select create shortcut

Enter this code:

%windir%\system32\shutdown.exe -r -t 05 -c "Reboot Initiated Windows Restarting Now"

the text in Red you can change
the Time in Green you can also change


Works on the following versions of windows

Windows XP (inc SP1 SP2 & SP3)
Windows Vista (inc SP1 & SP2)
Windows 7 (inc SP1)
Windows 8
Windows 8.1
Windows 10

Instant Shutdown Shortcut On Desktop

A Faster Way To Shutdown The Machine?

right click on the desktop and select create shortcut

Enter this code:

%windir%\system32\shutdown.exe -s -t 05 -c "Admin Has Initiated ShutDown"

the text in Red you can change
the Time in Green you can also change


Works on the following versions of windows

Windows XP (inc SP1 SP2 & SP3)
Windows Vista (inc SP1 & SP2)
Windows 7 (inc SP1)
Windows 8
Windows 8.1
Windows 10

iPhone and iPad Bogus Update Notifications

iPhone and iPad bogus update notifications ?

I have seen a lot of people asking and no one answering, so here is the answer to the question

Q) The app store says there are updates and when i go onto it, it says all my apps are up to date?

A) If it says there are say 5 or 10, 15 updates and when you hit it there's none their its because your running an OLDER  iOS   IE.. there ARE updates for that amount of apps you have notifications for, BUT the updates require iOS 7 or above so when it opens it wont give you them or show you them  ;)

Note to apple (if your reading)  you should show the apps and upon trying to install it should say its for an older version and you can't

Q) why wont they do that ?

A) because it'll say its for a newer version.. BUT would you like to install a compatible version?...
then it'll proceed to download and install the exact version you already have...
sloppy code lolz

See i use garageBand and iOS 6.1.4, i don't get told their is an update, i just get a number over the app store icon, but if i go to the garageband "app store page"  the download button says update, then says i can't and installs the one i already have ROFL

App store error problem

Windows XP BITS Update Nightmare Fixed

Your ERROR Code May Look Different.. But Same Solution

I was recently having murder updating a windows XP machine, I could access the updates but each download said FAILED, I tried the windows update fix-it, the microsoft update fixit, even tried forcing the re-install of the windows update package with the  /wuforce command, all to no avail.

Then I noticed in my Windows Services that BITS was missing gone done a bunk and fkd off
Then suddenly i noticed it, but instead of BITS it was listed as

Display Name  @%SystemRoot%\system32\qmgr.dll,-1001

Description @%SystemRoot%\system32\qmgr.dll,-1000
I was unable to start the Bits service

Then i realized the Display name was to throw off  I.T guys, they see the string and assume yeah its their
but its not, it should be listed as this..

Display Name  BITS

and the description should be

Description @%SystemRoot%\system32\qmgr.dll,-1001

Path to executable C:\WINDOWS\system32\svchost.exe -k netsvcs

to restore the bits service, create a TEXT file and paste this code into it
(make sure NO lines have spaces at the end or random symbols word wrap OFF)

REG FILE FOR WINDOWS XP ONLY (Home/Pro/Corp/Media Center)

Windows Registry Editor Version 5.00

[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Services\BITS]
"Type"=dword:00000110
"Start"=dword:00000002
"ErrorControl"=dword:00000001
"ImagePath"=hex(2):25,00,53,00,79,00,73,00,74,00,65,00,6d,00,52,00,6f,00,6f,00,\
  74,00,25,00,5c,00,73,00,79,00,73,00,74,00,65,00,6d,00,33,00,32,00,5c,00,73,\
  00,76,00,63,00,68,00,6f,00,73,00,74,00,2e,00,65,00,78,00,65,00,20,00,2d,00,\
  6b,00,20,00,6e,00,65,00,74,00,73,00,76,00,63,00,73,00,00,00
"DisplayName"="BITS"
"DependOnService"=hex(7):52,00,70,00,63,00,53,00,73,00,00,00,00,00
"DependOnGroup"=hex(7):00,00
"ObjectName"="LocalSystem"
"Description"="@%SystemRoot%\\system32\\qmgr.dll,-1001"
"FailureActions"=hex(0):00,00,00,00,00,00,00,00,00,00,00,00,03,00,00,00,68,e3,\
  0c,00,01,00,00,00,60,ea,00,00,01,00,00,00,60,ea,00,00,01,00,00,00,60,ea,00,\
  00
"DelayedAutoStart"=dword:00000001
"ServiceSidType"=dword:00000001
"RequiredPrivileges"=hex(7):53,00,65,00,43,00,72,00,65,00,61,00,74,00,65,00,47,\
  00,6c,00,6f,00,62,00,61,00,6c,00,50,00,72,00,69,00,76,00,69,00,6c,00,65,00,\
  67,00,65,00,00,00,53,00,65,00,49,00,6d,00,70,00,65,00,72,00,73,00,6f,00,6e,\
  00,61,00,74,00,65,00,50,00,72,00,69,00,76,00,69,00,6c,00,65,00,67,00,65,00,\
  00,00,53,00,65,00,54,00,63,00,62,00,50,00,72,00,69,00,76,00,69,00,6c,00,65,\
  00,67,00,65,00,00,00,53,00,65,00,41,00,73,00,73,00,69,00,67,00,6e,00,50,00,\
  72,00,69,00,6d,00,61,00,72,00,79,00,54,00,6f,00,6b,00,65,00,6e,00,50,00,72,\
  00,69,00,76,00,69,00,6c,00,65,00,67,00,65,00,00,00,53,00,65,00,49,00,6e,00,\
  63,00,72,00,65,00,61,00,73,00,65,00,51,00,75,00,6f,00,74,00,61,00,50,00,72,\
  00,69,00,76,00,69,00,6c,00,65,00,67,00,65,00,00,00,00,00

[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Services\BITS\Parameters]
"ServiceDll"=hex(2):25,00,73,00,79,00,73,00,74,00,65,00,6d,00,72,00,6f,00,6f,\
  00,74,00,25,00,5c,00,73,00,79,00,73,00,74,00,65,00,6d,00,33,00,32,00,5c,00,\
  71,00,6d,00,67,00,72,00,2e,00,64,00,6c,00,6c,00,00,00

[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Services\BITS\Security]
"Security"=hex:01,00,14,80,90,00,00,00,9c,00,00,00,14,00,00,00,30,00,00,00,02,\
  00,1c,00,01,00,00,00,02,80,14,00,ff,01,0f,00,01,01,00,00,00,00,00,01,00,00,\
  00,00,02,00,60,00,04,00,00,00,00,00,14,00,fd,01,02,00,01,01,00,00,00,00,00,\
  05,12,00,00,00,00,00,18,00,ff,01,0f,00,01,02,00,00,00,00,00,05,20,00,00,00,\
  20,02,00,00,00,00,14,00,8d,01,02,00,01,01,00,00,00,00,00,05,0b,00,00,00,00,\
  00,18,00,fd,01,02,00,01,02,00,00,00,00,00,05,20,00,00,00,23,02,00,00,01,01,\
  00,00,00,00,00,05,12,00,00,00,01,01,00,00,00,00,00,05,12,00,00,00

[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Services\BITS\Enum]
"0"="Root\\LEGACY_BITS\\0000"
"Count"=dword:00000001
"NextInstance"=dword:00000001

save the file, then right click on it and RENAME,   call it   BitFix.reg, click ok on the warning
then right click on the file and Merge into registry, or double click it
when asked to add info to registry, say yes, once imported click ok
NOW REBOOT, and go straight to windows update after reboot,
the service will be running, so don't waste time checking as your pc needs updating asap
Incase what ever you were OR are infected with tries to exploit another vulnerability in your out dated system
UPDATE WINDOWS ASAP

 For help on windows 7 or vista, google windows background intelligent transfer service missing
 Its normally an Alternate fix

SOME POPULAR WINDOWS UPDATE FIXES ARE LISTED BELOW
click start, then at the bottom in the box you can type, type  CMD
when it appears at the top RIGHT CLICK on it and RUN AS ADMINISTRATOR

then Right click by the flashing cursor and COPY THIS

sc create BITS binpath= "c:\windows\system32\svchost.exe -k netsvcs" start= delayed-auto

paste this into the cmd box and hit enter

Other Microsoft Update Fixes for Bits

Vista 32BIT reg fix topic (USE THEIR REG FILE)
Windows 7 reg fix topic (USE THEIR REG FILE)
Another VISTA Solution Here
If you get Permission errors on 7 or Vista (and you ran CMD as admin) then Read Here

I DON'T steal files or links, i make my own or point to resources
(the XP reg script is a Direct Export from a working XP System of my own)
IE, if you have TWO exact operating systems you can export the key your self
and import on system 2 (they don't have to be the same model pc) just the same windows version

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